Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Ten other sayings that might cause the right to poop on themselves

10) If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin across Palin's face.
9) Ya cain't make a silk purse out of pigs anus.
8) It doesn't help to cry over spilled DNA
7) America, she ain't perfect but she's mine.
6) A chain is as strong as its weakest illegal immigrant
5) A pebble and a diamond are different even to a blind politician.
4) Cowards die daily, the brave support Obama.
3) You can't make cookies without a little lady in the kitchen
2) Don't worry when you stumble, remember a worm is the only thing that can fall lower than a John McCain political ad.
1) There is so much good in the worst of, so much bad in the best of us, that it should remind all of us not criticize the chosen one who will lead us to the chosen land like Moses or Jesus or some other guy that wore slippers and a robe.

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