After hours librarian
Last night the One Big Loud Guy, Wendell and Brigham and I went to the Fairview Grill. Wendell and Chris were hungry. Right as I walked in I did a lap around the bar just to see who was there and some guy flagged me down. He had something to say, so I leaned close and he said, "Who wrote 'A Tale of Two Cities?'" I said, of course, "Charles Dickens." He turned to his buddy and said, "See?" I said, "You're luck tonight because I am a librarian." He then said, "I thought I knew you from somewhere." I am here to serve my community.