Dick Cheney, an introduction
Hi, I am a draft dodger. While others were fighting bravely for their country in the Vietnam era I hid like a scared little girl. I spent the rest of my life gathering as much money to me as possible. A few years ago I helped start a war that was criminally mishandled. Thousands brave men and women morally superior to me have laid down their lives and it looks more and more like it was all for naught. Now I'm standing on an aircraft carrier threatening to make war with another nation. Excuse me while I laugh.