I have bought one underage person a drink in a club in all the years I've been going to see bands. It was this young lady named Beth. That happened at an Ani Difranco show at Tremont Music Hall a few months before Ani released Dilate. Beth lives in Seattle now. She's awesome. So awesome that she called to rag on us while her Seahawks were raping my Panthers. Wait'll next year, shorty.