Operation: Save the dipstick's ass
You know, Mr. Crappy-ass president, you wouldn't have had to spend the last few days looking like a hands-on in control leader if you had done your job in the first place and made sure the federal government was prepared to respond to an emergency. Jesus, you're a dick.
Look at me! Hey, over here! Look at me! I'm in charge and I'm doing a heck of a job. 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! Terror. Oooooh scary. Terrorism! Look out! Smoking gun...mushroom cloud! Strong country, resolute president. 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!