My Oscar predictions
Being such an astute observer of our wacky modern culture I decided to share my Oscar predictions with the world. These are not the results I think should happen but what I think will happen. Something like that. I'm not even sure if that was proper English.
Best Picture: Million Dollar Baby
Best Director: Scorsese for The Aviator
Best Actor: Jamie Fox for Ray
Best Actress: I got no fucking clue but probably Swank.
Best Supporting Actor: Morgan Freeman for the boxing movie
Best Supporting Actress: Cate Blanchett from the Aviator
Top that, Ebert, you son of a bitch.