Just a few thoughts:
On that Fox show where the wives switch homes do the husbands get to screw their temporary wives? Under the right circumstances that would be cool.
When you wake up at five a.m. the world is nearly silent and you can hear every car door and wind-blown leaf and the purring of the cat laying in your crotch.
It sure is fun to ignore a friend who is hollering at you across a parking lot. All the people around you think he is yelling at no one. I love that.
Why is it when someone's bill at a store or restaurant comes to $6.66 that it is considered a topic for general discussion? Hey lady, keep your superstitions to yourself, please.