Yup it's been over two weeks since I linked to Neal Pollack:
"It gets trickier. According to Ashcroft, Al Queda is seeking recruits who can “portray themselves as Europeans.” What does that mean? Are they wearing berets? Vacationing in Ibiza? Going on strike for no discernible reason? Genuflecting to Michael Moore movies? Why, anyone could be a terrorist! Even you!"
I don't know if there is a humorist out there that makes me laugh more than he does. Jesus, he kills me.