Wednesday, March 31, 2004

We're all one

I see that things are going so well in Iraq that the corpses of recently deceased westerners are being dragged through the streets. I guess it could be worse, they could be fucking them.

His greatest day

I imagine twenty years from now his children will ask this gentleman what his proudest day was. He'll reply, "Well, it was the day back in early 2004 when I made international news by celebrating the violent death of a fellow human being."

Twenty five years from now this man's alcoholic grandchildren will ask him what his proudest day was and he'll reply, "it was the day I realized that my general apathy for anything but my own interests could be portrayed as patriotism."

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