He has my stapler
Today I went to the annual mind-numbingly dull county orientation on our new health insurance. County employees are very interesting. It was a room full of either outdoorsy hard-drinking maintenance guys or nerdy office workers that spend their life avoiding contact with other humans. A lot of people who reminded me of Marvin from the movie Office Space. I walked in there and felt like the coolest kid in class. That's how nerdy the room was.