Saturday, August 02, 2003

A short list of candidates for the presidency that are more qualified that the current president


One of those kids not left behind

Richard Nixon’s re-animated corpse

An infinite number of monkeys

A finite number of sea cucumbers

A magic 8-ball

The cast of “Friends”

Nora Dunn

My left testicle

A cabal of houseplants

A bible concordance

A three-legged poodle called Socrates

Bob Dole

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