The best calls we get are from businessmen. They're amazing. They can turn a 2 minute Q&A telephone call into a torturous fifteen-minute conversation.
George Carlin once said that the goal of business is to fuck the other guy before he gets a chance to fuck you. After speaking to these guys on the phone over the years I am of the opinion that the actual goal is to lull the other guy into a coma with inane conversation and then date rape 'im.
I may be wrong, I'm not in business. It's just the impression I've received.