Sunday, July 06, 2003

Things I saw at the Lancaster Speedway last night

Cute but strangely angy girl who gave superstock driver Timbo Mangum the double-barrelled bird during his division's race.

An extremely fat girl in overalls with a model's face.


A 17 year old po-headed female driver go nose first in the inside wall of turn 4. After she climbed out she waited for the car that put her in the wall to come around again raised both her arms in the air and delivered, in the universal code of race drivers, the message of, "What the fuck? Can't you drive? You sumbitch!"

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