Headlines you would see if I was editor
San Antionio celebrates NBA title, rest of country celebrates end of NBA season
Israel and Hamas pledge to continue killing as many of the other as possible
Japanese representatives fight movements to save whales because their economy depends on whaling.
At the forefront of technology: AOL introduces spam filtering
Iranian protesters called "heroes of democracy," WTO protesters still pinko commie fucks
Inoperative missile defense system hailed as deterrent