Wednesday, July 03, 2002

July 3, 2002

A scary thing happened to me yesterday evening. I was re-stringing my guitar and I tightened a string too much while trying to tune it and the string snapped and nicked my eye socket and cut my left hand. Who knew that guitar playing was such risky bidness?? That might be why many guitar players have long hair, to protect their eyes when a string breaks.

I wonder if breast implants decompose? Maybe future archeologists will be digging up graves in a, hopefully, rubble-strewn ancient Los Angeles and all they will find is dust, pieces of bone and hair and plastic balls of silicone and salt water. Maybe they will deduce that these were offerings meant to allow the deceased to learn how to juggle with one hand in the afterlife.

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