Friday, June 21, 2002

Creative Capital Punishment

How about you take two guys. Each guy has his hands tied behind his back and his two feets tied together. Then you put a heavy leather strap around their heads which has a big metal spike sticking out of it. You place the spike over the forehead. Then you point the two convicts towards each other and they try to peck each to death. Winner gets to go free. This would be a great preliminary to a Tyson fight. If we got lucky Tyson might even end up as one of these murderous roosters. Don King would make billions and what's good for Don King will drag the rest of us into a fiery pit.

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